"And as I said in my State of the Union, the idea is to see that a car borntodayI mean, a child born today will be driving a car, as his or herfirst car, which will be powered by hydrogen and pollution-free."Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush Re: EnergyIndependence," Feb. 6, 2003
"My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance." Tim Allen, Comedian
#221 The game of basketball was first played using a soccer ball and two peach baskets.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly they only wanted her feet for the freak show.
Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job? A: After 5 years your job will still suck.
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