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High-Tech Panhandling
By: Anonymous
Published: 07/25/2000
This guy might be on to something. Call the venture capitalists, quick!
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lmfao
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bigjohn2
(08.13.2003 8:42:24 PM EST)
www.lol.com
Leon Spinks
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burlingtony
(07.26.2000 4:40:50 AM EST)
Leon's manager blew his money and now Leon can't gets his teef fixed--Now I ax you......is this fair ?
AFL rules
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.25.2000 8:10:36 PM EST)
WWW.aflrules.com
www.yankeesrgay.com
Nice teeth
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.25.2000 4:40:30 PM EST)
Nice teeth, dracula.
clever...
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mnova99
(07.25.2000 3:42:39 PM EST)
to bad this is staged, go to www.sparechange.com and see for yourself.
what a ...
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bat
(07.25.2000 8:12:58 AM EST)
piece of shit , get a fucking job you loser no theeth havin, nonfunny,bozo the clown lookin, son of a bitch.
Love your country,Question your government.
Get some teeth
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.25.2000 0:06:54 AM EST)
Give me all your money!!
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