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By: braindeadPublished: 08/15/2000
 
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lmfao (0 replies)
started by bigjohn2
(08.13.2003 9:55:43 PM EST)

now I need one of those.....

mad dog 20/20 (0 replies)
started by NASTYPIMP
(08.20.2000 3:15:28 PM EST)

and a mouse make a life complete.

NASTY PIMP.

burlingtony (0 replies)
started by NASTYPIMP
(08.20.2000 3:14:55 PM EST)

you should be (Shot) you dumbass for waisting my time with that shit you wrote.

NASTY PIMP.

I AM CANADIAN! (0 replies)
started by Lauryn
(08.18.2000 1:58:43 AM EST)

Bust me one of those handy devices and maybe I would find more of this shit on here funny!

Now I know how far you'd go to be the next freak show American psycho.

I'll take one of those (0 replies)
started by JesusChrist
(08.15.2000 11:45:18 PM EST)

Add a compartment for a stash too.

How many of you died a virgin?

It's not the Intel Inside that's important... (0 replies)
started by NakedCanuck
(08.15.2000 10:37:34 AM EST)

...it's whats on the outside that counts!

The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

Hey bulingtony! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.15.2000 10:34:03 AM EST)

How do you lower taxes and increase government spending? It's like taking a pay cut at work and then buying a more expensive car. It don't work out. But you're a pathetic ranting idiot trying to draw attention to yourself. Time to take your medicine.

Yeah but..... (0 replies)
started by burlingtony
(08.15.2000 5:15:58 AM EST)

you only need that for imports.....and we should only be buying American-Made products, like cars, and boats, and .....and....
No more immigrants either.....no more Asians, and South Americans and....and......
And put prayer back in our schools.....and outlaw abortion---or at least, wire coathangers.....and....and.....
And put an end to welfare, an end to handouts, an end to.....to....
And we need better paid teachers...and smaller classrooms....and more government spending.....and lower taxes.....and we need to put a man on Mars by the year 2010.....
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We're all taking up too much space!

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started by Foley316
(08.15.2000 0:01:10 AM EST)

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