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George W. Bush
"I used the expression 'ride herd.' I don't know if anybody understood the meaning. It's a little informal in diplomatic terms. I said, we're going to put a guy on the ground to ride herd on the process. See them all scratching their heads."—Bush, realizing few people understand him when he speaks Source: New York Times, "The President's Trip, In the President's Words: 'A Mutual Desire to Work Toward the Vision," June 5, 2003

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"Yes, the president should resign. He has lied to the American people, time and time again, and betrayed their trust. He is no longer an effective leader. Since he has admitted guilt, there is no reason to put the American people through an impeachment. He will serve absolutely no purpose in finishing out his term; the only possible solution is for the president to save some dignity and resign."
— William Jefferson Clinton, 1974, regarding Richard Nixon and the Watergate scandal

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Q: Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts!

Beer Goggles - MAN

By: AnonymousPublished: 02/24/1999
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Ever hear of Beer goggles? Well if you haven't, here is a picture to help you out.

Beer Goggles - MAN

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of

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    You must register to participate in this discussion. (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (02.28.2001 3:23:00 PM EST)

    what's up

    hehehe, (0 replies)
    started by jamis100
    (08.09.2000 10:34:43 AM EST)

    I like the fact the shirt gradually opens up more and more

    Long and thin will get it in, but short and thick will do the trick!

    fuck it.... (1 reply)  
    started by paru
    (07.22.2000 4:46:29 PM EST)

    nice try....
    hard luck...
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