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By: obiwanPublished: 11/21/2004
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Isn't it a bit too early to start? And with a Guiness no less.

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    hahahahah (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (11.21.2004 8:04:37 PM EST)

    looks like he snuck the old mans brew...

    Well heck ........ (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (11.21.2004 2:09:26 PM EST)

    he's too young to be the designated driver.

    that's no KID! (2 replies)
    started by jimbobiglotto
    (11.21.2004 11:07:33 AM EST)

    that's my freind stan, the midget. He poses for trophies...

    (old steven wright line...)

    I'd say more, but you'd use it against me when I run for office!

    I missed something here (1 reply)  
    started by thecritic
    (11.21.2004 8:40:25 AM EST)

    Maybe it's just early in the morning.

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