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By: obiwanPublished: 11/21/2004
 
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Isn't it a bit too early to start? And with a Guiness no less.

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    started by bigjohn2
    (11.21.2004 8:04:37 PM EST)

    looks like he snuck the old mans brew...

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    started by thegrandpatron
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    he's too young to be the designated driver.

    that's no KID! (2 replies)
    started by jimbobiglotto
    (11.21.2004 11:07:33 AM EST)

    that's my freind stan, the midget. He poses for trophies...

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