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I lost the
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started by
kweenbee
(02.21.2002 10:15:13 PM EST)
bidding on this one
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Heard about this...
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started by
LightHaven
(12.29.2000 9:47:54 PM EST)
apparently it took nearly a day for them to notice and shut it down.
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