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Now they call republican the party of the rich. But this money sucking whore has them all beat.Chop off her head and then piss on her face would be better than sex with three hot chics. Scum sucking lowlife cum catcher got her where she is NOTHING!! else
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dickgoesinya
(07.04.2008 9:57:52 AM EST)
Now they call republican the party of the rich. But this money sucking whore has them all beat.Chop off her head and then piss on her face would be better than sex with three hot chics. Scum sucking lowlife cum catcher got her where she is NOTHING!! else
Trample The Weak Heardle The Dead!
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