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Queen Elizabeth Picks a Winner

By: JSkillsPublished: 02/04/1999
 
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I guess even the Queen has radical nose goblins too huh?

But damn, couldn't she have taken the glove off first?

Queen Elizabeth Picks a Winner

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    Title: Never happened....
    By: burlingtony
    Date: 08.31.2000 4:07 AM EST

    never !

    Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best.
    Keep the Pros out of the Olympics.

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    started by burlingtony
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    never !

    Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best. Keep the Pros out of the Olympics.


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