She has had three husbands who die on her. The strange thing is, the first two died from eating poisonous mushrooms. The third one died from a gun shot wound. I guess he wouldn't eat the mushrooms.
Somebody call 911...
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started by
proverbialchump
(10.10.2002 7:05:31 AM EST)
it looks like Grandma's been listening to her Judas Priest CD's again!
I can doze off
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started by
marvin
(10.10.2002 4:40:47 AM EST)
in front of most TV shows
way to go...
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started by
acidinterval
(10.10.2002 3:47:40 AM EST)
TJ... that's funny stuff, you crack me up.
Story byline
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started by
tjshere
(10.10.2002 2:36:52 AM EST)
Aging Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it
over with quickly,she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was so badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, "Your heart would be just below your left breast."
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.
I'm trying to look at things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
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