"I do remain confident in Linda. She'll make a fine labor secretary. From what I've read in the press accounts, she's perfectly qualified." - Austin, Texas, Jan. 8, 2001
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"Guys aren't albe to get $15 or $20 million [a year] anymore, so you have to play for the love of the game." — Orlando Magic star Penny Hardaway, bemoaning the NBA's new salary cap
Snapple Facts
#73 The average person spends 2 weeks of it's life waiting for a traffic light to change.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
One Liners
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A. Frostbite.
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Actually, I've never even heard of a Saleen or a Maybach before.
Interesting indeed, but give me a Chevy. A Tahoe will do nicely.
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