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I assume...
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tjshere
(01.29.2002 1:18:58 AM EST)
...these are both 2-way streets.
Your street sign submissions are great, Oh Flawless One. You da dame!
Never fear.....TJ's here!
FIRST!!!
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dwware41
(01.29.2002 1:06:20 AM EST)
This is the place for me!
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