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I must say
(1 reply)
started by
thegrandpatron
(07.24.2002 5:41:35 AM EST)
I've seen this picture over a Hundred times, searching the internet for humor....and that is the funniest tag line I've ever seen attached to to.
^5 Rob
Hey dude
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started by
roger
(07.24.2002 0:12:50 AM EST)
better watch out for them water moccasins
Just protecting my sheep
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