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LOL!
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allen
(01.07.2007 1:23:23 PM EST)
Reminds me of the old saying....He will be late for his own funeral! Never could figure out that saying cause in my opinion thats good! Haaa!
The good news is, at this point he really doesn't give a rat's ass.
Besides, how unlucky are you when someone ELSE is changing the tire?
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