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Quote from the news: "An American woman rented a car in Sixt (Budapest) and drove the complete distance between Budapest and Pesc (220 Kms) in first gear because she thought the car was automatic."
The pictures were taken by the insurance company.
*sigh*
But can you imagine what the transmission looks like? It probably left a stream of molten steel down the center of the road.
Well,
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ajk454
(05.07.2006 8:41:47 AM EST)
that was only 132 miles. The car couldn't take it? Ha ha ha ha ha. What's the top speed in first gear???? ROTFLMAO!!!!
you had me at "An American woman rented a car" you didn't need to saw anymore.
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