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golf
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.14.2000 7:15:28 PM EST)
Thought you might like this since your so into golf now.
for dad
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.03.2000 3:11:08 PM EST)
one of your friends?
golphing
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.03.2000 3:09:40 PM EST)
have fun with this one
ball
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.02.2000 2:36:50 PM EST)
he needs to put a ball between his cheeks
funny
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RoB319
(06.29.2000 10:43:53 PM EST)
This is Funny!
What's sexual preference have to do with it?
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willi
(06.27.2000 10:31:26 PM EST)
Great! A Tiger Woods rival. Another guy that can play a round of golf with only his wood(y) and his putter.
Now that I think about it, one should be able to play a round of golf with only one "club"; a "club" that can drive it long and hard, and yet at the same time, always be able to find the hole.
golf
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bjh2112
(06.26.2000 8:44:49 PM EST)
you'll like this
waaaaa
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woodboy1
(06.26.2000 1:25:47 PM EST)
this guys the man
Chip shot.
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willi
(06.24.2000 10:36:32 PM EST)
I've always heard that the pin placement is crucial in the game of golf, but this is ridiculous! I think I'm going to need a 9 iron to "hole" this out.
riiiiiite
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.24.2000 6:31:14 PM EST)
dats true! he does!
Hey......
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.16.2000 11:03:12 PM EST)
that looks like a guy from Blink-182!!!!!!!!!
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