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so ugly she has to sneak up on her mirror.
One Liners
Q: Why is sex like a bridge game? A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
that looks
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bigjohn2
(01.17.2005 7:44:23 PM EST)
crazy to me...
Well....
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  started by
tjshere
(01.17.2005 8:45:59 AM EST)
At least they didn't screw up a GOOD car.
Hey, Lotto, is this yours? Hahahahaha.
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