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Snack Pack

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 09/11/2005
 
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They'll eat good tonight.

Snack Pack

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    Imagine Looking In The Oven (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (09.12.2005 9:18:28 PM EST)

    And seeing that damn thing looking back out at you? Great way to diet.

    Goat's Head Soup? (0 replies)
    started by ajk454
    (09.11.2005 2:49:26 PM EST)

    Hey, wasn't that the title of a Rolling Stones' album?

    At least (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (09.11.2005 11:22:22 AM EST)


    He was smart enough to pick horny ones.

    I knew something was up (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.11.2005 10:04:40 AM EST)


    Roger told me he enjoyed head
    twice a week.

    Damn (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (09.11.2005 0:44:11 AM EST)


    he got rid of the best end

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

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