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38,011 articles July 23, 2014 558,994 postings




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Blue Balls Festival
Only trouble is, there won't be anyone coming ...
Published : 11.12.2004

Rate: 3.92
Tank-Top Truism
And they bounce and jiggle too ...
Published : 11.12.2004

Rate: 4.00
Modern Tombs
Soon they will all be like these three ...
Published : 11.11.2004

Rate: 4.00
Extreme Kung Fu
I hope the guy on the right doesn't take it too personal. ...
Published : 11.11.2004

Rate: 3.54
Highway Help
This poor woman has a flat tire. Any volunteers to ...
Published : 11.11.2004

Rate: 4.00
Redneck Birthday
And I have just the cake for him ...
Published : 11.10.2004

Rate: 2.82
Where Trees Come From
Talk about weird... a tree doing it doggy style. Must ...
Published : 11.10.2004

Rate: 4.00
MotoCross Mailbox
Seems like an appropriate place to stick your monthly ...
Published : 11.10.2004

Rate: 3.92
Dry Skin?
I have just the solution ...
Published : 11.09.2004

Rate: 3.92
Honk, Honk, Honk
Honk, honk, honk, honk ...
Published : 11.09.2004

Rate: 4.07
Birthday Boxers
If she follows instructions, MY wish will have already ...
Published : 11.09.2004

Rate: 3.92
Holiday Inn
Not anymore, at least not since I was there ...
Published : 11.08.2004

Rate: 4.00
Shaved Cat
Ah, those frat boys and their pets. Too bad the razor ...
Published : 11.08.2004

Rate: 3.71
Sandy Beach
This beach is nice and secluded, but the body-surfing ...
Published : 11.08.2004

Rate: 3.83
North Carolina Deer Hunters
Sorry redneck but you know it's true ...
Published : 11.07.2004

Rate: 4.07
Lock Cup
A great gadget for the office ...
Published : 11.07.2004

Rate: 3.92
Sign You May Live In Da 'Hood
Good to see theres a regulation lifeguard on duty ...
Published : 11.07.2004

Rate: 3.92
Dirty Cars
I feel bad because this is cleaner than mine. ...
Published : 11.06.2004

Rate: 3.86
Ass In The Can
I have felt like this.
Published : 11.05.2004

Rate: 4.08
Redneck Doorbell
I bet that would run off the Jehovah Witnesses ...
Published : 11.05.2004

Rate: 4.06
Nice Pumpkins
Nice pumpkins, not too big, not too small.
Published : 11.04.2004

Rate: 3.92
My Hero
Not a great runner but you don't want to be tackled ...
Published : 11.04.2004

Rate: 4.08
Goodbye To PMS
They've found a solution to our problems ...
Published : 11.03.2004

Rate: 4.00
Oh My Aching Back
A good massage should do the trick ...
Published : 11.02.2004

Rate: 3.86
Mommy I Got The Prize!
Mommy? Mommy? Mommy where are you? ...
Published : 11.01.2004

Rate: 3.54

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