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38,011 articles July 24, 2014 558,994 postings




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My Hero
Not a great runner but you don't want to be tackled ...
Published : 11.04.2004

Rate: 4.08
Bacardi Breezers
They are rather tasty ...
Published : 11.18.2004

Rate: 4.08
Family Toilet
The family that poops together, stays together ...
Published : 11.24.2004

Rate: 4.08
Ass In The Can
I have felt like this.
Published : 11.05.2004

Rate: 4.08
Superman
Somebody missed getting saved that day ...
Published : 11.27.2004

Rate: 4.08
Honk, Honk, Honk
Honk, honk, honk, honk ...
Published : 11.09.2004

Rate: 4.07
North Carolina Deer Hunters
Sorry redneck but you know it's true ...
Published : 11.07.2004

Rate: 4.07
Temperature In Human Terms
I couldn't express it any better. ...
Published : 11.29.2004

Rate: 4.07
Redneck Doorbell
I bet that would run off the Jehovah Witnesses ...
Published : 11.05.2004

Rate: 4.06
A Breif Message From George W Bush
Too all those who voted for Kerry ...
Published : 11.29.2004

Rate: 4.06
Highway Help
This poor woman has a flat tire. Any volunteers to ...
Published : 11.11.2004

Rate: 4.00
Tank-Top Truism
And they bounce and jiggle too ...
Published : 11.12.2004

Rate: 4.00
Where Trees Come From
Talk about weird... a tree doing it doggy style. Must ...
Published : 11.10.2004

Rate: 4.00
Holiday Inn
Not anymore, at least not since I was there ...
Published : 11.08.2004

Rate: 4.00
Goodbye To PMS
They've found a solution to our problems ...
Published : 11.03.2004

Rate: 4.00
Modern Tombs
Soon they will all be like these three ...
Published : 11.11.2004

Rate: 4.00
Watch That Sign
From the looks of it, several people have already ...
Published : 11.19.2004

Rate: 4.00
Buckle Up
You know it's the law folks. ...
Published : 11.25.2004

Rate: 4.00
Like Father, Like Son
Looks like dad needs a lock on his closet door ...
Published : 11.30.2004

Rate: 4.00
Who Let Her Slip?
Must have been one of you goofguys who let this happen. ...
Published : 11.29.2004

Rate: 4.00
Tree House
Now this is living ...
Published : 11.26.2004

Rate: 4.00
Escalator Out Of Order
The alternative sounds much better anyway ...
Published : 11.23.2004

Rate: 3.94
Sign You May Live In Da 'Hood
Good to see theres a regulation lifeguard on duty ...
Published : 11.07.2004

Rate: 3.92
Birthday Boxers
If she follows instructions, MY wish will have already ...
Published : 11.09.2004

Rate: 3.92
MotoCross Mailbox
Seems like an appropriate place to stick your monthly ...
Published : 11.10.2004

Rate: 3.92
Lock Cup
A great gadget for the office ...
Published : 11.07.2004

Rate: 3.92
Dry Skin?
I have just the solution ...
Published : 11.09.2004

Rate: 3.92
Blue Balls Festival
Only trouble is, there won't be anyone coming ...
Published : 11.12.2004

Rate: 3.92
Pirate Wipes
Have to take care of your booty, you know ...
Published : 11.26.2004

Rate: 3.92
Nice Pumpkins
Nice pumpkins, not too big, not too small.
Published : 11.04.2004

Rate: 3.92

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