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"It's important for [the United Nations'] words to mean what they say, andas we head into the 21st century, Mark, when it comes to our security, wereally don't need anybody's permission."—Bush, during a press conference in 2003 (in the 21st century) Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President George Bush Discusses Iraq inNational Press Conference," March 6, 2003
 
 

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"My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt."
— Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice. (1982)
 
 

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#153 The speed limit in NYC was 8 mph in 1895.
 
 

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Kittys disguise
I wasn't anywhere near the fishtank ...
Published : 03.27.2000

Rate: 2.61
The day is here
When elephants fly ...
Published : 03.26.2000

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Hot sause
Now, that’s hot. ...
Published : 03.25.2000

Rate: 3.53
Piercing amateurs
Rookies! ...
Published : 03.24.2000

Rate: 2.35
Sponsor a shuttle
NASA takes a new approach ...
Published : 03.20.2000

Rate: 2.92
Uh oh…
This isn't good. ...
Published : 03.20.2000

Rate: 3.25
Ouch
This has got to hurt. ...
Published : 03.19.2000

Rate: 3.42
Dog tricks
I will get you for this. ...
Published : 03.18.2000

Rate: 2.87
Im growing roots
Just sitting here. ...
Published : 03.17.2000

Rate: 2.51
Its chili night
Lets light it up. ...
Published : 03.17.2000

Rate: 3.48
Home office
My new home office. ...
Published : 03.16.2000

Rate: 2.95
Nap time
Dog tired ...
Published : 03.15.2000

Rate: 3.15
Murphy's law
A good example. ...
Published : 03.15.2000

Rate: 3.66
Nice cock
Man with a huge cock. ...
Published : 03.13.2000

Rate: 3.05
Hey, keep it clean
Clinton, change the sheets ...
Published : 03.13.2000

Rate: 2.57
Dog snacks
What flavors are these. ...
Published : 03.10.2000

Rate: 2.79
Campers
A good reason to own one. ...
Published : 03.08.2000

Rate: 2.96
Feed Willy
Feed Willy ...
Published : 03.07.2000

Rate: 2.68
Escape
From Calvin Klein ...
Published : 03.07.2000

Rate: 2.38
Dog Muscle
This dog has some pull ...
Published : 03.05.2000

Rate: 3.23
Help me
I don't know what happened? ...
Published : 03.03.2000

Rate: 2.95

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