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But he's far brighter, funnier and even better looking ...
Published : 04.16.2007

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Promising Wedding Night
He's gonna be real lucky tonight (if she lets him ...
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A quick visit before they are gone forever. ...
Published : 04.11.2007

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Your Dog Is Blind
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Published : 04.10.2007

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It Figures
Thai and Porn always go together. ...
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Published : 04.03.2007

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She Found A Parking Space
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Or you can, but not like that ...
Published : 04.01.2007

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You Need A Girlfriend Fast
At least for the physical part of it. The loving, ...
Published : 04.17.2007

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Questionable Lamp
For me that's what a "panic room" really is ...
Published : 04.05.2007

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The Truth About It
"I need money to play the slots and go with whores" ...
Published : 04.04.2007

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My Toilet
If you want to use it that's fine, but you have been ...
Published : 04.19.2007

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Men Think About Sex Every 7 Minutes
Even when walking in the mountain. ...
Published : 04.18.2007

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France's 1st Armored Division
Don't worry guys, we're gonna win this war ...
Published : 04.06.2007

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Cocker This
On second thought, maybe that isn't even a Cocker ...
Published : 04.07.2007

Rate: 4.00
Desperate Housewives
Then they say it's us men always thinking about it. ...
Published : 04.12.2007

Rate: 3.82
Safety Ad
Quite convincing isn't it? ...
Published : 04.23.2007

Rate: 3.77
True Love
They got married out of pure love because sex, I don't ...
Published : 04.09.2007

Rate: 3.73
It's Monday Again
And it's really hard. For everybody. ...
Published : 04.21.2007

Rate: 3.73
My New Girlfriend
She mesmerized me with her eyes. ...
Published : 04.20.2007

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Dude You're An Idiot
Why didn't you buy a smaller car but a Mercedes if ...
Published : 04.22.2007

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Greatness In Building
That's what I call being careful. ...
Published : 04.27.2007

Rate: 3.73
Good Warning Sign
You need clothes to get out. ...
Published : 04.26.2007

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Spring Is Coming
It's in the air, it's in the streets, it's in your ...
Published : 04.25.2007

Rate: 3.73
Guess Who Will Be Blamed For It
Exactly. ...
Published : 04.24.2007

Rate: 3.73
A Statue To...
Well, you tell me. ...
Published : 04.13.2007

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