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    38,011 articles July 26, 2014 558,994 postings




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    Hey Hollywood, Support Our Troops
    I love this image, I agree 100%...
    Published : 07.08.2003

    Rate: 4.00
    Goofball Intern
    Interning ain't easy...
    Published : 07.26.2003

    Rate: 4.00
    Bikinokia
    Nokia's new phone.
    Published : 07.11.2003

    Rate: 3.94
    Editor's Note: bikini nokia
    Ducks On Drugs
    It's not what it's quacked up to be...
    Published : 07.22.2003

    Rate: 3.91
    A Keeper!
    I wonder if she has back problems...
    Published : 07.27.2003

    Rate: 3.88
    Cows For Sale
    Well how used are they?...
    Published : 07.23.2003

    Rate: 3.88
    Editor's Note: Roger? What do YOU know about this?
    Share A Ride
    It's more like 'Share-a-Bed' ...
    Published : 07.04.2003

    Rate: 3.86
    Cannibis Legalized
    NYC parties down.
    Published : 07.05.2003

    Rate: 3.83
    Editor's Note: Yes, we know what this video still is from. Just goes to show you how ridiculous the ticker at the bottom of the screen can be at times.
    A Chocolate Chick Sundae
    Now this is my kind of dessert...
    Published : 07.09.2003

    Rate: 3.82
    Welcome Mats
    I wouldn't know...
    Published : 07.12.2003

    Rate: 3.78
    Going To Hell
    This is how you can go to Hell.
    Published : 07.03.2003

    Rate: 3.75
    Little Drinker
    This makes sense for the little one, a fifth would be too big...
    Published : 07.06.2003

    Rate: 3.71
    Dead Pecker Inn
    Dead Pecker Inn, also known as 'Roger's Pub'...
    Published : 07.07.2003

    Rate: 3.67
    Daydream Believer
    This guy is a dreamer...
    Published : 07.15.2003

    Rate: 3.67
    Hooter Inspector
    No matter where he goes, he has...
    Published : 07.19.2003

    Rate: 3.58
    What's The Bunghole?
    I hope it's not a restaurant...
    Published : 07.18.2003

    Rate: 3.57
    Belcher
    The bars in this town must have a stench...
    Published : 07.10.2003

    Rate: 3.56
    Subway Safety
    Ladies, the transit authority cares about your safety.
    Published : 07.16.2003

    Rate: 3.50
    Awesome Cornfield
    Patriotism combined with technology makes for a pretty...
    Published : 07.21.2003

    Rate: 3.50
    Uncensored License Plate
    I guess the driver is advertising...
    Published : 07.20.2003

    Rate: 3.49
    A Dog's Life
    It looks like this dog had a bit too much to drink...
    Published : 07.01.2003

    Rate: 3.43
    Boner Ranch
    What kind of ranch is this?
    Published : 07.17.2003

    Rate: 3.40
    Perfect Bed Partner
    Are you tired of men rushing away after doing you?...
    Published : 07.14.2003

    Rate: 3.40
    Whitney's Receipt
    They still sell dime bags?...
    Published : 07.13.2003

    Rate: 3.22
    When The Stupid Are Bored
    God, I hope it lights...
    Published : 07.30.2003

    Rate: 3.20
    Tabasco Baby
    Hey, anything to drown out the taste of...
    Published : 07.25.2003

    Rate: 3.17
    Full Coverage
    No risk of AIDS there...
    Published : 07.28.2003

    Rate: 3.13
    Ass Press
    A couple of guys having a good time...
    Published : 07.02.2003

    Rate: 3.00
    Relaxing In Hawaii
    Looks relaxing until the sharks get hungry...
    Published : 07.29.2003

    Rate: 2.80
    Absolut God
    I guess he thinks so...
    Published : 07.06.2003

    Rate: 2.67

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