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37,890 articles April 18, 2014 558,991 postings




for 7/2003
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Ducks On Drugs
It's not what it's quacked up to be...
Published : 07.22.2003

Rate: 4.19
Uncensored License Plate
I guess the driver is advertising...
Published : 07.20.2003

Rate: 4.16
Bikinokia
Nokia's new phone.
Published : 07.11.2003

Rate: 4.13
Editor's Note: bikini nokia
Hooter Inspector
No matter where he goes, he has...
Published : 07.19.2003

Rate: 4.13
Hey Hollywood, Support Our Troops
I love this image, I agree 100%...
Published : 07.08.2003

Rate: 4.00
Goofball Intern
Interning ain't easy...
Published : 07.26.2003

Rate: 4.00
A Keeper!
I wonder if she has back problems...
Published : 07.27.2003

Rate: 3.88
Cows For Sale
Well how used are they?...
Published : 07.23.2003

Rate: 3.88
Editor's Note: Roger? What do YOU know about this?
Share A Ride
It's more like 'Share-a-Bed' ...
Published : 07.04.2003

Rate: 3.86
Cannibis Legalized
NYC parties down.
Published : 07.05.2003

Rate: 3.83
Editor's Note: Yes, we know what this video still is from. Just goes to show you how ridiculous the ticker at the bottom of the screen can be at times.
A Chocolate Chick Sundae
Now this is my kind of dessert...
Published : 07.09.2003

Rate: 3.82
Welcome Mats
I wouldn't know...
Published : 07.12.2003

Rate: 3.78
Going To Hell
This is how you can go to Hell.
Published : 07.03.2003

Rate: 3.75
Little Drinker
This makes sense for the little one, a fifth would be too big...
Published : 07.06.2003

Rate: 3.71
Dead Pecker Inn
Dead Pecker Inn, also known as 'Roger's Pub'...
Published : 07.07.2003

Rate: 3.67
Daydream Believer
This guy is a dreamer...
Published : 07.15.2003

Rate: 3.67
What's The Bunghole?
I hope it's not a restaurant...
Published : 07.18.2003

Rate: 3.57
Belcher
The bars in this town must have a stench...
Published : 07.10.2003

Rate: 3.56
Subway Safety
Ladies, the transit authority cares about your safety.
Published : 07.16.2003

Rate: 3.50
Awesome Cornfield
Patriotism combined with technology makes for a pretty...
Published : 07.21.2003

Rate: 3.50
A Dog's Life
It looks like this dog had a bit too much to drink...
Published : 07.01.2003

Rate: 3.43
Boner Ranch
What kind of ranch is this?
Published : 07.17.2003

Rate: 3.40
Perfect Bed Partner
Are you tired of men rushing away after doing you?...
Published : 07.14.2003

Rate: 3.40
Whitney's Receipt
They still sell dime bags?...
Published : 07.13.2003

Rate: 3.22
When The Stupid Are Bored
God, I hope it lights...
Published : 07.30.2003

Rate: 3.20
Tabasco Baby
Hey, anything to drown out the taste of...
Published : 07.25.2003

Rate: 3.17
Full Coverage
No risk of AIDS there...
Published : 07.28.2003

Rate: 3.13
Ass Press
A couple of guys having a good time...
Published : 07.02.2003

Rate: 3.00
Relaxing In Hawaii
Looks relaxing until the sharks get hungry...
Published : 07.29.2003

Rate: 2.80
Absolut God
I guess he thinks so...
Published : 07.06.2003

Rate: 2.67

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