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Exit 13
My exit? Just around the next curve. ...
Published : 09.30.1999
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The perfect male
I'm like this, but with less hair. ...
Published : 09.29.1999
Rate: 3.02
Not in my neighborhood
Mr. Roger neighborhood goes bad. ...
Published : 09.28.1999
Rate: 3.50
Kinky Sheep
I wonder what kind of wool they produce? ...
Published : 09.24.1999
Rate: 3.55
Hitchhikers
Beware the hitchhikers ...
Published : 09.23.1999
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