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Bunghole Liquors
This is where it all started...
Published : 09.20.2000

Rate: 3.70
Footballs...
Oh, I mean foot in the balls during football...
Published : 09.26.2000

Rate: 3.68
Hey, That Tickles!
I think I'm gonna sneeze...
Published : 09.13.2000

Rate: 3.51
Back To School Blunder
Heads are gonna roll...
Published : 09.04.2000

Rate: 3.49
Ghetto Swimming Pool
Hey, at least she's staying cool...
Published : 09.06.2000

Rate: 3.42
Exotic Dancer Barbie
Barbie tries a new profession...
Published : 09.07.2000

Rate: 3.36
Sexual Harassment
You might want to get some new lawyers...
Published : 09.01.2000

Rate: 3.36
Barbie the Gangsta Bitch
Barbie's hangin' with the homeys...
Published : 09.28.2000

Rate: 3.33
Sorority Barbie
Barbie's college years are bittersweet memories...
Published : 09.03.2000

Rate: 3.33
Broken Horn
If this guy doesn't watch out...
Published : 09.09.2000

Rate: 3.25
Traffic Insanity
This gives new meaning to the phrase "stop and go traffic"...
Published : 09.18.2000

Rate: 3.14
Nude Snowboarding
Nothing like flying down a mountain buck naked to start your day...
Published : 09.27.2000

Rate: 3.14
She's A Dog
She wasn't a good looking girl...
Published : 09.12.2000

Rate: 3.07
56 Confused Ave.
Just take it down to the end...
Published : 09.11.2000

Rate: 3.03
Internet Virgin
This nun has found a new calling...
Published : 09.22.2000

Rate: 3.02
Buying A House?
Watch out for this guy...
Published : 09.21.2000

Rate: 3.00
Honesty Is The Best Policy
Finally, someone who tells it like it is...
Published : 09.25.2000

Rate: 2.97
Racial Harmony
I hear this is where Johnny Cochran interned...
Published : 09.15.2000

Rate: 2.96
Which Way Is Up?
And they wonder why they never get anywhere...
Published : 09.14.2000

Rate: 2.86
Eat And Beat
Restaurants are becoming very liberal now...
Published : 09.30.2000

Rate: 2.76
End Clown Porn
Who knew porn was such a problem in the clown industry...
Published : 09.08.2000

Rate: 2.68
Breast Feeding Barbie
Got milk?
Published : 09.10.2000

Rate: 2.65
Barbie's Got Back
Barbie is packing on the pounds in the back door area for this new release...
Published : 09.24.2000

Rate: 2.63
Kids Driving You Crazy?
Take em to this place for some straightening out...
Published : 09.29.2000

Rate: 2.59
I'll Go Hungry
Does cooking really matter?...
Published : 09.05.2000

Rate: 2.55
Gothic Barbie
That Barbie is just into everything these days...
Published : 09.19.2000

Rate: 2.46
Nice Woody!
And you know how to ride it too...
Published : 09.16.2000

Rate: 2.45
This Barbie Has a Set of Balls!
I always knew there was always something strange about...
Published : 09.02.2000

Rate: 2.10
George Bush Jr. on Drugs
This is our next president? ...
Published : 09.20.2000

Rate: 1.90
Bullish Headstand
This matador is good...
Published : 09.17.2000

Rate: 1.53

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