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Ready For Hurricane Season

By: AnonymousPublished: 05/28/2006
 
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Makes sense enough to me.

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    should (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
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    work

    With the (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
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    evacuees we got (and still have) in our town,
    I hope the s.o.b. has a hole in the bottom of it.

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