"She's just trying to make sure Anthony gets a good meal - Antonio." -George W. Bush, on Laura Bush inviting Justice Antonin Scalia to dinner at the White House, Jan. 2001
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Yo Mama ...
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One Liners
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evacuees we got (and still have) in our town,
I hope the s.o.b. has a hole in the bottom of it.
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