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is so slutty she was on the cover of wheaties, with her legs open, and it said "breakfast of the champs"
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Timely post, boss, but I'm on the other side. Does that guarantee me a place in Hell? Hehehehehe.
Of course
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bd2son
(10.15.2005 0:28:59 AM EST)
he loves The Irish because they are Catholic and USC is a bunch of heathen Methodists!
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