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Relax, Get Away From It All

By: garibaldiPublished: 07/10/2001
 
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Take a look at this picture of Tokyo Water Park where their slogan reads:
"Welcome to breathtaking Tokyo Water Park, where you can wash away the pressure and stress of the overcrowded city and relax with your friends in the soothing enjoyment of sun, fun and splashing."

Relax, Get Away From It All

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    started by rmthugger
    (07.11.2001 6:15:16 PM EST)

    **Snickers Bar is seen Floating in the Pool****Sound of the music from Jaws**Someone screams and the pool empties. They call in the pool guy, Bill Murray, he drains the pool and then picks up the Snickers, sniffs it and then says, "No problem.", as he begins to munch down on the candy bar.

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    If you build it, they will come.

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    Nobody move.

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    Who pissed in the pool ?

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    (07.10.2001 0:12:37 AM EST)

    Hey there's a warm spot in the pool!!

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