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Ghetto Swimming Pool

By: adam5711Published: 09/06/2000
 
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Hey, at least she's staying cool. All she needs now is for a hydrant to open to give her that jacuzzi like jet stream.

Editor's Note: Is anyone else bothered by the BBQ items on the ground behind this little girl in the metal tray? Maybe we read this picture all wrong... alternative title - "Kiddie Menu"...

Ghetto Swimming Pool

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.14.2003 9:01:16 PM EST)

    still pretty funny

    well its better than i had (1 reply)
    started by hellmo51
    (12.21.2000 8:37:04 PM EST)

    all i had was a dunt in the north atlantique

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    Damn... (0 replies)
    started by adam5711
    (09.08.2000 4:26:11 PM EST)

    never noticed the background....sheesh!

    Damn I'm smooth.......

    HAPPY B-DAY (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (09.06.2000 9:23:09 PM EST)

    HAPPY B-DAY MARCUS, I WILL TAKE YOU OUT TO EAT WHEN I COME HOME LOVE YOU GLORIA

    That's one barbecue (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (09.06.2000 7:53:07 PM EST)

    ...I wouldn't go to! I HATE dark meat!!

    Back in my day.... (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (09.06.2000 10:51:10 AM EST)

    ....we didn't even get water!

    The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    They're just baiting someone.... (0 replies)
    started by burlingtony
    (09.06.2000 10:11:09 AM EST)

    to say some racial remarks like, "It's dang burned".....or "Pan "o" Ribs"...or "Soul Food"....or "Cooking Brownies"....but, that ain't goin' to happen.

    Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best. Keep the Pros out of the Olympics. Real men don't wear earrings. Times are good--be thankful !!!

    Hmm...so you took a pic of a little girl (0 replies)
    started by SuicideKing
    (09.06.2000 3:05:35 AM EST)

    in an aluminum foil pan, and this is funny how? Not to complain, just saying this one I don't find humor in. Looks like a regular family picture or something. Sure she may be cute, but cute isn't funny. Come on goofball, now if she was eating her dad's beer poop or being pissed on by an oriental chick, now THAT would be entertainment!! ;)

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    hmmmmmm? (0 replies)
    started by JohnnyKatoom
    (09.06.2000 1:21:25 AM EST)

    I wonder if she would taste like chicken???

    life is tough (0 replies)  
    started by donut38
    (09.06.2000 0:09:05 AM EST)

    oh to be a kid again life was good

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