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"There's no doubt in my mind that we should allow the world worst leaders to hold America hostage, to threaten our peace, to threaten our friends and allies with the world's worst weapons." Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "Remarks by the President at Chris Chocola for Congress, and Indiana Victory 2002 Finance Dinner," Sept. 5, 2002
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"In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every sooften I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a callfrom a woman in Germany. She said, "Cut it out."" Steven Wright, Comedian
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#199 The largest cheesecake ever-made weighed 57,508 lbs.
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Yo Mama ... |
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so ugly it looks like she sleeps on a bed of nails face down!
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Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties? A: To find a tight seal.
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Damn...
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started by
adam5711
(09.08.2000 4:26:11 PM EST)
never noticed the background....sheesh!Damn I'm smooth.......
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HAPPY B-DAY
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.06.2000 9:23:09 PM EST)
HAPPY B-DAY MARCUS, I WILL TAKE YOU OUT TO EAT WHEN I COME HOME LOVE YOU GLORIA
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That's one barbecue
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.06.2000 7:53:07 PM EST)
...I wouldn't go to! I HATE dark meat!!
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Back in my day....
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NakedCanuck
(09.06.2000 10:51:10 AM EST)
....we didn't even get water!The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
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They're just baiting someone....
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burlingtony
(09.06.2000 10:11:09 AM EST)
to say some racial remarks like, "It's dang burned".....or "Pan "o" Ribs"...or "Soul Food"....or "Cooking Brownies"....but, that ain't goin' to happen.Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best.
Keep the Pros out of the Olympics. Real men don't wear earrings. Times are good--be thankful !!!
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Hmm...so you took a pic of a little girl
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SuicideKing
(09.06.2000 3:05:35 AM EST)
in an aluminum foil pan, and this is funny how? Not to complain, just saying this one I don't find humor in. Looks like a regular family picture or something. Sure she may be cute, but cute isn't funny. Come on goofball, now if she was eating her dad's beer poop or being pissed on by an oriental chick, now THAT would be entertainment!! ;)Ryän (the §ui©ideKÏng)
"This isn't me, I'm not mechanical...I'm just a boy, playing the suicide king.."
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hmmmmmm?
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started by
JohnnyKatoom
(09.06.2000 1:21:25 AM EST)
I wonder if she would taste like chicken???
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