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Yo Mama ...
is so hairy you almost died of rug burn at birth!
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Q: What do Osama bin Laden and Custer have in common? A: They both wondered: "Where the fuck are all those Tomahawks coming from?!"
I met Laurie at a singles dance. I knew as soon as I looked at her that she was too young for me. I'm 54 and she's 32; 22 years my junior. But we got along so well that evening. She made me feel so comfortable in her presence. Our age difference didn't seem to matter to her.
Abby, I told her that I felt people staring at us. I figured they are probably wondering if I am her father. She thought I was being silly and said if I wanted to see her again she would be honored to go out with me.
We have been dating now for three months. I really like her and I think she likes me. Still, the problem is, everywhere we go I feel people watching us. Sometimes they just outright stare. Other times they give sideways glances. It is very annoying and I just know it's the age difference that draws these prolonged looks. I just feel so uncomfortable about this whole thing and wonder if I should continue with the relationship.
Why do people have to be so rude and stare continually?
Uh....... started by
tjshere
(10.16.2001 4:34:48 AM EST)
When it comes to cup sizes, what do you call them after you surpass ZZZ?
So, PK, how do you "stack up" against this dame? ;^)
They have awakened a sleeping giant. Vengeance will be ours!
Uhmmm...TJ by
misspk
(10.16.2001 9:07:43 AM EST)
What you mean is how does this dame "Stack up" next to me!
What makes you so sure this isn't the elusive picture of the Divine One, disguised to throw you off my trail, huh? Don't fret my love, I wouldn't be caught dead in those horrific pants ;-)
And that hair....*OY!!*
*wink,giggle,blush*
I knew that by
tjshere
(10.16.2001 7:29:44 PM EST)
There's no way this could be you. You're MUCH prettier than this gal.
They have awakened a sleeping giant. Vengeance will be ours!
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