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Poor Man's Tow-truck

By: tjsherePublished: 01/02/2005
 
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If you're going to own a crappy car, make it a small one.

Poor Man's Tow-truck

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    should (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (01.02.2005 6:24:44 PM EST)

    just put the enine in the cart and drive it...lmfao

    You could (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (01.02.2005 9:50:49 AM EST)


    Carry that thing around in the back of a pickup like a dinghy on a boat.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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