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The perfect bride

By: rogerPublished: 07/20/1999
 
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The perfect bride, well she would be if she was handing me a beer.

The perfect bride

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    My kind of wedding (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (02.21.2002 10:16:27 PM EST)

    I sure wish that were my hand

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    WOW (0 replies)
    started by duck888
    (09.25.2000 1:06:29 PM EST)

    102.7 FM in New York.O&A

    get a grip (0 replies)
    started by bhthomas
    (09.24.2000 9:19:03 PM EST)

    this pic is out of an old issue of PLAYBOY!!! big fucking deal.

    MOON LIGHTING (0 replies)
    started by BGURSS
    (09.22.2000 10:14:16 PM EST)

    Better check that pulse on Granny, Cause I think she's just fainted! of Shit herself. Ol lady looks like the one in the Coke Comercial.

    Liked the old web page better!

    DAMN! (0 replies)
    started by DaWolfE
    (08.31.2000 8:47:11 PM EST)

    DAMN, Her ass is finer than a mutha fucka

    I am Da WolfE

    Deez nuts (0 replies)
    started by dennisarduini
    (08.31.2000 4:48:34 PM EST)

    I want that ass....I think The grandma is checking out her ass, is this real??

    word (0 replies)
    started by rook30505
    (08.30.2000 2:04:23 PM EST)

    Grandma's checkin out her ass

    Spank my ass!

    FIRST! (0 replies)  
    started by dagoalie
    (08.22.2000 0:33:46 AM EST)

    FIRST AGAIN fuck all of you!

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