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Hey TJ
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started by
thegrandpatron
(04.04.2003 6:59:25 AM EST)
nice disguise.
But I see that cane.
Uh, I thought you drove a truck?
Hahahahahahaha
Hahahahaha!!
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started by
sted5
(04.04.2003 3:11:04 AM EST)
I would love a pair of those boots
way cool
McDonald's canned him....
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started by
tjshere
(04.04.2003 2:42:10 AM EST)
When they caught him putting his special sauce into Mayor McCheese's buns.
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