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Q. Did you hear about the Polish Special Forces? A. They raided Macy's because they heard Bed Linen was on the 4th floor.
"They just fuck you and they fuck you and they fuck you some more.
And just when you think they're done fucking you, that's when the real fucking starts"
Takes a stupid bitch.....
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JesusChrist
(08.29.2000 10:10:25 PM EST)
To put some stupid bitbhlike shit like this up here. Sure....Like we don't have to look at enough lame shit. And fuck you all.
How many of you died a virgin?
Now that's indulgence!
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NakedCanuck
(08.29.2000 4:05:53 PM EST)
But that's a lot of effort to keep your mistress a secret from your wife....
The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists
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Mynok5
(08.29.2000 0:11:12 AM EST)
creppy
my 80 year old husband is shaving his balls...What can I do?
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