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thats
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bigjohn2
(08.16.2003 8:46:12 PM EST)
right.....
Arghhhhhhhhh
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KaptainAype
(11.13.2000 0:21:42 AM EST)
I AM A PIRATE!!!!!
P.S. that was kinda boring.
-=KaP'N AyPe=-
You Filthy Ape Ass Bitch
Cool
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(11.11.2000 2:39:49 PM EST)
Being in A fight club would be radd!
I watch Fight Club like every day
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started by
SuicideKing
(11.10.2000 12:02:59 PM EST)
I want to join a fight club, pain rules...plus Tyler has the most respectable outlook towards life I've ever seen...
??????
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started by
JohnnyKatoom
(11.09.2000 3:11:55 PM EST)
How do I make the voices in my head stop screaming?
Well Hells Bells
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(11.09.2000 12:50:42 PM EST)
Slapp me shitless I wasted my fucking time reading that horseshit,I think I will go have sex now,toodles!
Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists
Good idea!
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yusaku999
(11.09.2000 1:46:51 AM EST)
Why can't all warnings be like that when you watch movies? FBI Warnings suck.
You may refer to me as Emperor Jason.
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Question authority...they don't know squat!
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luvly1
(11.09.2000 0:22:09 AM EST)
Yeah... I read the fine print, only to find ecstacy in the fact that no one knows what the hell they are saying! Fact this without considering that....yadayadayada...It extremely amusing when you are capable of independent thought and not just another pathetic sheep following the heard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want to question every move marketing makes.and anyone else that writes that ...nonsense! If I rock the boat,.... I'll get the main sail set and on the right course! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX The luvliest1, luvly1!
AHHH BITE ME
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donut38
(11.09.2000 0:12:56 AM EST)
THIS WAS A WASTE
Nice!
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  started by
mizike
(11.09.2000 0:01:09 AM EST)
They should post that at the next Star Trek convention for all those geeks who need a life.
I think I'm gonna puke...
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