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... is so fat, When I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.
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Nude Snowboarding
By: Anonymous
Published: 09/27/2000
Nothing like flying down a mountain buck naked to start your day. Take note of what they are protecting from chapping and wind burn. They might be high, but they're not stupid.
Stupid posers,
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Anonymous Goofball
(11.06.2000 11:36:57 PM EST)
What are they trying to be the Red Hot Chilie Pepers!
u can't see their pippi
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(09.29.2000 11:54:16 AM EST)
hey dori!!!wuzup??? don't worry this pic doesn't show the real thing!!!!lolhahahahahahaha well call me bye!!!!
No more colds for me!
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started by
willi
(09.28.2000 8:36:54 PM EST)
Momma always told me that most body heat is lost from one's head. Huh!.......I never made the connection. Now I'm afraid to ask her about that rash on my hea_......
One last achoooo but a lot more scratches to you'all!
LMAO
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started by
trevorparsons
(09.27.2000 10:15:30 PM EST)
I think that those guys are embelishing a little bit...especially in that cold weather!
It's not Naked Canuck
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started by
Roger
(09.27.2000 9:24:13 AM EST)
PK says he would use a thimble to cover his.
Waaaaaaaa Hahahahahahahaha
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
Is it?
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started by
DeadManWalking
(09.27.2000 0:21:20 AM EST)
Naked Canuck is that you?
I like beer and beer likes me!
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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
