"It is time to set aside the old partisan bickering and finger-pointing and name-calling that comes from freeing parents to make different choices for their children." -George W. Bush, on "parental empowerment in education," April 12, 2001
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." Barbara Bush, former U.S. First Lady
#9 The average speed of a housefly is 4.5 mph.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.
Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Nothing like flying down a mountain buck naked to start your day. Take note of what they are protecting from chapping and wind burn. They might be high, but they're not stupid.
(11.06.2000 11:36:57 PM EST)
What are they trying to be the Red Hot Chilie Pepers!
u can't see their pippi
(09.29.2000 11:54:16 AM EST)
hey dori!!!wuzup??? don't worry this pic doesn't show the real thing!!!!lolhahahahahahaha well call me bye!!!!
No more colds for me!
(09.28.2000 8:36:54 PM EST)
Momma always told me that most body heat is lost from one's head. Huh!.......I never made the connection. Now I'm afraid to ask her about that rash on my hea_......
One last achoooo but a lot more scratches to you'all!
(09.27.2000 10:15:30 PM EST)
I think that those guys are embelishing a little bit...especially in that cold weather!
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