"A free, peaceful Zimbabwe has got the capacity to deliver a lot of goods and services which are needed on this continent in order to help aleve suffering." —Bush, making a plug for "Aleve" pain reliever in speaking about alleviating suffering in Africa Source: The White House, "President Bush Discusses U.S.-Africa Partnership from South Africa, Press Availability with President Bush and President Mbeki of South Africa," July 9, 2003
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if a woman wanted a wedgie, photographic evidence indicates it apparently had to be self-inflicted. In 2002, the ladies let the thong do the work for them.
^5 Seaweedy... keep 'em coming but do me a favor, start proof reading your comments.. I get confused easily.
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