"The administration I'll bring is a group of men and women who are focused on what's best for America, honest men and women, decent men and women, women who will see service to our country as a great privilege and who willnot stain the house."-Des Moines Register debate, Iowa, Jan. 15, 2000
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"Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol." — Anonymous
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#110 Frogs never drink.
Yo Mama ...
is so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
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Q. What goes, "click - click - click - click - click - click. Did I get it?" A. Stevie Wonder with a Rubik's Cube.
Avoid socialism at all costs.
Self reliance--self respect--and self preservation. The government which rules least---rules best.
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