"People make suggestions on what to say all the time. I'll give you an example; I don't read what's handed to me. People say, 'Here, here's your speech, or here's an idea for a speech.' They're changed. Trust me."-Interview with the New York Times, March 15, 2000
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bigjohn2
(08.12.2003 9:18:48 PM EST)
thats somthing
WOW
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started by
showboat
(06.16.2000 6:52:08 PM EST)
I can put my dick in his nose and really get a blow job.....
NudistLover
eat shit
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started by
plush
(06.15.2000 9:23:29 PM EST)
all of you eat shit
Nasty.....
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started by
NakedCanuck
(06.15.2000 10:13:31 AM EST)
See, kids...... this is what happens when you pierce your nose at Bubba's tattoo & leather shop.
The Naked Canuck
Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
What a freak
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started by
KiddShady
(06.15.2000 2:39:39 AM EST)
what happens when he blows his nose
OUCH
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started by
brunohaha
(06.15.2000 0:20:17 AM EST)
I COULD HAVE FUN WITH A NOSE LIKE THAT.
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