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Footballs...
By: Anonymous
Published: 09/26/2000
Oh, I mean foot in the balls during football. Good thing this guy is only a freshman -- he's got plenty of time to heal.
Ouch!! started by
Danimal62
(10.31.2000 2:06:28 PM EST)
That is what I call taking one for the team!
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