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Footballs...
By: Anonymous
Published: 09/26/2000
Oh, I mean foot in the balls during football. Good thing this guy is only a freshman -- he's got plenty of time to heal.
Footballs!?! started by
shadow21210
(11.18.2000 0:00:14 AM EST)
Looks like he got him right in he "aggies"...
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