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Footballs...
By: Anonymous
Published: 09/26/2000
Oh, I mean foot in the balls during football. Good thing this guy is only a freshman -- he's got plenty of time to heal.
thats started by
bigjohn2
(08.14.2003 8:42:40 PM EST)
gonna leave a mark
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