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By: AnonymousPublished: 09/26/2000
 
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Oh, I mean foot in the balls during football. Good thing this guy is only a freshman -- he's got plenty of time to heal.

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    Title: Not real football
    By: punanimuncher
    Date: 10.07.2000 6:14 PM EST

    This isn't football, your foot barely touches the ball. The real football is what you yanks call soccer, where we don't get all padded up like you pussies so come on be a man like you all think you are. At least Claudio Reyna knows what to pity he plays for Glasgow Rangers the scummy bastards

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    Not real football  
    started by punanimuncher
    (10.07.2000 6:14:14 PM EST)

    This isn't football, your foot barely touches the ball. The real football is what you yanks call soccer, where we don't get all padded up like you pussies so come on be a man like you all think you are. At least Claudio Reyna knows what to pity he plays for Glasgow Rangers the scummy bastards

    Blood, guts, guns, cuts, knives, lives, wives, nuns, sluts.

    Soccer sucks faggot!
    by katzenmoyer
    (10.25.2000 12:08:39 PM EST)

    You think you're somebody by being a pussy and running around and not getting padded up to hit? I would crush your ass in one shot. I would love to see you tell a football player like myself what you said to my face. Any day you wanna throw on the pads, I will kick your scrawny little British ass up one side of the field and down the other you bastard. I suggest you keep your mouth shut from now on. Remember, football players aren't as small as you sissy assed soccer players too!


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