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  • "And then we'll be going to Goree Island, where I'll be giving a speech about race, race in the world, race as it relates to Africa and America. And we're in the process of writing it. I can't give you any highlights of the speech yet because I, frankly, haven't seen it." —Bush, discussing preparations for his trip to Africa Source: White House, "President Bush Discusses Upcoming Africa Trip with Reporters Remarks by the President in Roundtable Interview with African Print Journalists," July 3, 2003
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    Sorry Mr. President

    By: luvly1Published: 11/14/2004
     
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    You are not Mary Poppins & by Jove this is not Disney.

    Sorry Mr. President

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    The Winds Of (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (11.14.2004 9:31:49 PM EST)

    Change

    An end with horror is better than horror without end.

    I'm surprised (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.14.2004 10:46:56 AM EST)


    A few Secret Service agents didn't rush the umbrella.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    hes thinking (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (11.14.2004 8:44:30 AM EST)

    cheap fucking umbrella somebody's gonna get fired...

    Well Stormin Norman (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (11.14.2004 1:07:00 AM EST)

    Maybe you could give the best advice for him to deal with this?

    chim chimaree... (0 replies)  
    started by jimbobiglotto
    (11.14.2004 0:12:10 AM EST)

    that pics funny as hell, though!

    I'd say more, but you'd use it against me when I run for office!

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