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Sorry Mr. President

By: luvly1Published: 11/14/2004
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You are not Mary Poppins & by Jove this is not Disney.

Sorry Mr. President

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of

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    The Winds Of (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (11.14.2004 9:31:49 PM EST)


    An end with horror is better than horror without end.

    I'm surprised (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.14.2004 10:46:56 AM EST)

    A few Secret Service agents didn't rush the umbrella.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    hes thinking (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (11.14.2004 8:44:30 AM EST)

    cheap fucking umbrella somebody's gonna get fired...

    Well Stormin Norman (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (11.14.2004 1:07:00 AM EST)

    Maybe you could give the best advice for him to deal with this?

    chim chimaree... (0 replies)  
    started by jimbobiglotto
    (11.14.2004 0:12:10 AM EST)

    that pics funny as hell, though!

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