"These people don't have tanks. They don't have ships. They hide in caves. They send suiciders out."Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush At Welcome Rally," Nov. 1, 2002
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Q: What do you call a German tampon? A: a Twatstika.
What's the cure
(1 reply)
started by
marvin
(10.04.2002 5:41:01 AM EST)
for a dog with a hangover ?
Hair of a cat maybe ?
Yeah, but.......
(1 reply)
started by
tjshere
(10.04.2002 4:57:00 AM EST)
If you think he's in bad shape you oughta see the bitch he was with.
I'm trying to look at things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
I wonder
(0 replies)
started by
roger
(10.04.2002 3:19:37 AM EST)
if there's a 12 paw program
Just protecting my sheep
Everybody knows..
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started by
willi
(10.04.2002 2:58:23 AM EST)
you shouldn't smoke in bed.
He may think he's one 'cool' puppy, but he's soon to be one 'hot' dog!
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