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The Ass Tree
By: Anonymous
Published: 06/11/2001
This ass shaped tree is found on route 436 in Winter Park, Florida just before you hit route 50. The underwear changes with the seasons. For instance in july it had on an american flag. I am not sure who paints it, but it is odd to behold.
It's amazing what a can of spray paint will do for a town's image.
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Wood.
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started by
misspk
(06.11.2001 8:21:38 AM EST)
Where's the wood? Drop those drawers!
*wink,giggle,blush*
Uhmm
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started by
leadj
(06.11.2001 0:08:19 AM EST)
Don't really see it
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