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  • "I had the opportunity to go out to Goree Island and talk about what slavery meant to America. It's very interesting when you think about it, the slaves who left here to go to America, because of their steadfast and their religion and their belief in freedom, helped change America. America is what it is today because of what went on in the past." —Bush, commenting on the significance of slavery in America's past Source: White House, "Remarks by the President to Embassy Personnel, Leopold Sedar Senghor International Airport, Dakar, Senegal," July 8, 2003

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    Cannibis Legalized

    By: obiwanPublished: 07/05/2003
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    NYC parties down.

    Editor's Note: Yes, we know what this video still is from. Just goes to show you how ridiculous the ticker at the bottom of the screen can be at times.

    Cannibis Legalized

    Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of

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    I guess ..... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.05.2003 5:38:35 PM EST)

    Harry Munk Bubble had the Chili at the soup kitchen again.

    I guess all those pictures.. (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (07.05.2003 12:49:44 PM EST)

    I thought were snow... were from when they legalized cocaine?

    LMFAO @ this one (0 replies)
    started by harrymonkbubble
    (07.05.2003 9:53:48 AM EST)

    Great pick Obi.

    There's a real drug problem in America.

    GP keeps telling me about all the crack he's had.


    TJ is a huge Dick

    That's a big spliff! (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (07.05.2003 5:37:28 AM EST)

    I'm totally crashed out man!

    Kiss My Ass ;-)

    Perhaps u saw that (0 replies)
    started by garibaldi
    (07.05.2003 3:20:26 AM EST)


    I saw..... (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (07.05.2003 0:14:17 AM EST)

    Another pic of the CNN ticker that said Columbia was going many times faster than the speed of light when it exploded. I guess live TV is a tough business.

    Good stuff, Obi. Thanks.

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