"I was a prisoner too, but for bad reasons." - To Argentine President Nestor Kirchner, on being told that all but one of the Argentine delegates to a summit meeting were imprisoned during the military dictatorship, Monterrey, Mexico, Jan. 13, 2004
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Woody Allen
#38 Fish cough.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, Every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Q. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? A. Doughnuts.
CHIPS Action Figure
What's that dangling from my Eric Estrada action figure? He must get lots of action with that piece! Where's Barbie when you need her?
(07.03.2000 0:20:36 AM EST)
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