"It will take time to restore chaos and orderbut weorder out of chaos." Bush, speaking to reporters about the situation in Iraq Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President George W. Bush DeliversRemarks Regarding POWS," April 13, 2003
"Time's fun when you're having flies." Kermit the Frog
#191 Popcorn was invented by the American Indians.
Yo Mama ...
so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
CHIPS Action Figure
What's that dangling from my Eric Estrada action figure? He must get lots of action with that piece! Where's Barbie when you need her?
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