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CHIPS Action Figure

By: AnonymousPublished: 07/03/2000
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What's that dangling from my Eric Estrada action figure? He must get lots of action with that piece! Where's Barbie when you need her?

CHIPS Action Figure

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    bstrom is a fucking fag (0 replies)
    started by grahamwatson1980
    (03.24.2001 2:08:57 AM EST)

    Bored, bored, bored.

    WOAH! (0 replies)
    started by SeanMcKay
    (07.17.2000 2:48:20 PM EST)

    Looks like Jon took Ponch up on his offer when Ponch told him where he could shove his nightstick. LOL!

    Love,Peace & Hair Greez

    Oh nooo... (0 replies)
    started by spankboy
    (07.10.2000 8:29:16 AM EST)

    constipation like a muthafkka

    ...and now, I shall masturbate.

    gay fuck (0 replies)
    started by StreetImperial
    (07.04.2000 11:01:14 PM EST)

    It's a gerbil

    I Try Doin' Good But good'z not too good for me...

    CHIPS.....HA!! (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (07.04.2000 10:07:50 AM EST)

    Now that was good Television!

    The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    Turd! (0 replies)
    started by ph45
    (07.03.2000 11:27:43 PM EST)

    Looks like Eric is taking a dump!

    Strike a pose (0 replies)
    started by showboat
    (07.03.2000 4:28:11 PM EST)

    To me it looks like he needs to take that massive dump that he has been holding for a few days....


    It looks like he's taking a dump... (0 replies)
    started by SuicideKing
    (07.03.2000 12:28:30 PM EST)

    CHIPS sucked anyways..

    Beat his girlfriend (0 replies)
    started by burlingtony
    (07.03.2000 12:09:57 PM EST)

    Mr. Chips went to jail for beating his last girlfriend and Bubbas @#%$ broke off in his anus !

    Actually... (3 replies)
    started by OliverClozoff
    (07.03.2000 3:08:33 AM EST)

    ...CHP motorcycles have scrotum clamps to keep the cops from falling off.

    Safety peg... (0 replies)
    started by SacredBlade
    (07.03.2000 0:21:42 AM EST)

    That's to keep Ponch from
    falling of his bike!


    FIRST! (3 replies)  
    started by bstrom
    (07.03.2000 0:20:36 AM EST)

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