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is so slutty she was on the cover of wheaties, with her legs open, and it said "breakfast of the champs"
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Q: Did you hear Bill Clinton got a new job in Washington, DC? A: Hillary hired him to open her mail!
Damn, Isaac...
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beckdaddy
(06.13.2001 8:14:34 PM EST)
just what did you put into his "cock"-tail? Hey everybody...it's LIMBO time!
Nice shot!
Uhmm
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started by
leadj
(06.13.2001 7:24:48 PM EST)
Welcome Aboard
she
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started by
paparoach1
(06.13.2001 3:08:04 PM EST)
doesn't seem to mind
We're going to infest
Ive done that !
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started by
sted5
(06.13.2001 1:45:39 AM EST)
it just happens sometimes, my dick was trying to bust out of the top of my trousers,when the lights came on at the end of the song I had to walk all the way back to our table with a huge boner, I ended up having a great night.
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estoude1
(06.13.2001 0:17:00 AM EST)
Uhhhh... okaaaaaaay.... That's really.. er, um, ah... funny.
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.
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