"Maybe between the time I left Camp David and here I'll learn more."—Bush, speaking to reporters after returning from Camp David Source: Public Papers of the Presidents, "Remarks on Returning From CampDavid, Maryland, and an Exchange with Reporters," March 23, 2003
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Be reasonable guys...
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hannes
(09.27.2004 5:57:01 AM EST)
What are your kids supposed to wear in order to rebel? You can't use up all the protest for yourself. :-)
I'll bet mom and dad are vomiting just like the rest of us.
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