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Just Married

By: wickedwomanPublished: 09/27/2004
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I bet mom and dad are proud

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    I'll bet ........ (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.27.2004 9:24:06 AM EST)

    it sounds like someone reading from a Chinese phone book when they do it.

    Ching, Chang, Chong

    Be reasonable guys... (1 reply)
    started by hannes
    (09.27.2004 5:57:01 AM EST)

    What are your kids supposed to wear in order to rebel? You can't use up all the protest for yourself. :-)

    Actually (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (09.27.2004 1:18:53 AM EST)

    I'll bet mom and dad are vomiting just like the rest of us.

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