"Maybe between the time I left Camp David and here I'll learn more."Bush, speaking to reporters after returning from Camp David Source: Public Papers of the Presidents, "Remarks on Returning From CampDavid, Maryland, and an Exchange with Reporters," March 23, 2003
"I must be getting old because nowadays I find I'm more interested in the food I eat than in th girl who serves it." John Steinbeck
#166 Before mercury, brandy was used to fill thermometers.
Yo Mama ...
glasses are is so thick that when she looks on a map she can seen people waving.
Q: What do you call Raggedy Ann laying in the dirt with a rock in her mouth? A: A dirty cotton rock sucker
I'll bet mom and dad are vomiting just like the rest of us.
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.