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Lunch Time

By: AnonymousPublished: 07/21/2000
 
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McDonald's just loves customers like this. They never have to ask if they want fries with that.

Lunch Time

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    OMG (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.13.2003 8:45:40 PM EST)

    they need the quarter toner

    Fries???? (0 replies)
    started by coupe
    (11.30.2000 1:24:14 AM EST)

    They need to skip the fries and go to the gym!!!

    aaaaahhhhhhh.... (0 replies)
    started by nicu812
    (11.25.2000 6:27:08 PM EST)

    Oh god, I think I am in love....AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

    You're damn skippy.

    Big PIGS (0 replies)
    started by ken9er
    (09.11.2000 0:58:30 AM EST)

    NOW YOU KNOW HOW THEY GOT THAT WAY

    oink oink

    ken vazquez

    hoggin (0 replies)
    started by freebee
    (08.07.2000 9:04:38 PM EST)

    Looks Yummy!!!

    Ummm (0 replies)
    started by blot64
    (07.26.2000 10:42:54 PM EST)

    Isnt this supposed to be uncensored goofball

    UNTRUCK (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (07.25.2000 6:34:09 PM EST)

    CAN YOU FIND ME SOME CHUBIE CHICKS

    Hmm (0 replies)
    started by SpudMcgee
    (07.24.2000 7:53:14 AM EST)

    I think I woke up next to one of these last time I got really drunk

    Damn foreigners (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (07.24.2000 1:43:50 AM EST)

    Atleast American chicks are less hairy than the men!

    Survivor (0 replies)
    started by burlingtony
    (07.21.2000 11:11:13 PM EST)

    They should be on that show "Survivor" just to lose some weight ? Er....you wouldn't vote them off the island, would you ? After dropping 150# each they may be pretty hot you know. Plus, they'd be so hungry they would probably eat anything. Then they could be in the next "Wifey" video.

    NO NO NO NO NO NO (1 reply)
    started by Claudia
    (07.21.2000 10:15:31 PM EST)

    Make the mage go away............its burned in my eyes!!!

    I want to open a bar, call it "Liquor in the Front, Poker in the Rear"

    Super Sized!!! (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (07.21.2000 10:45:38 AM EST)

    where, the hell, do they find underwear to fit?

    The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    Oh Geeeeez! (0 replies)
    started by doublejointed
    (07.21.2000 9:35:55 AM EST)

    Now I feel the need to run an extra 2 miles today! UGH!

    ~PK "Time for a Workout!"

    finally (0 replies)
    started by rose
    (07.21.2000 8:12:06 AM EST)

    some truth in advertising for that nasty ass fat laden food that mickeyd sells. These chicks are fatter than the cows that they used to make those burgers

    just workin da job, boss.

    TWO WORDS (0 replies)
    started by seanmckay
    (07.21.2000 2:53:33 AM EST)

    Two word for these laides... JENNY CRAIG!

    Love,Peace & Hair Greez

    ummm (0 replies)  
    started by Albatros
    (07.21.2000 0:04:51 AM EST)

    could you super size that? aww the hell with that, just gimme 35 big macs with a few dozen orders of fries, and i will come back for the main course




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